Go fuck yourself.
Of course it’s okay.
You can do whatever you like to her.
Right after she gives you permission to do so.
I don’t really keep track of them other than to confirm the fact that I really have no idea what is going to be popular. Over a year I’ve been trying to predict what works and what doesn’t and to this day I still can’t figu- wait, did you say Anal Ice?
He feels her nails trail across the tight denim above his cock. He feels the spring of release as she undoes the button and fly (or maybe button-fly) on his jeans; the lessening of the tension he’s been straining against.
He feels the cool quality of her fingertips as she pulls him out of his boxers or briefs. The ghosted-trail as she traces the length and his blood heats hers. The rush of sensation as she squeezes the shaft. He feels his glans engorge.
He feels the slight tickle of her hair as her mouth leaves his and she moves down his body. He feels his cock pulse in her fist again. He feels her hot breath across the very tip as she says something filthy. He feels a little frantic.
(Maybe now he feels a drop of precum leak out of the tip.)
He feels the softslick surface of a tongue across his swollen head. He feels the enveloping-welcoming as he’s guided past her lips. He feels the heat, the spit, and the writhing tongue that lives in it. If he’s lucky he does not feel the teeth. If he’s very lucky he feels some tonsils gliding past. If she’s benevolent he’ll feel the quick grip of a throat trying to reject him. He feels his moans escape his mouth.
He feels that familiar feeling just below his stomach.
He feels his heartbeat pulse against a tongue by way of his cock.
He feels her hair in his hand.
That is some transcendental shit. I tried it myself, but all I got was a remarkably clean taint.
Odds are your body grows hair (shout out to my alopecia crew!), so if you don’t feel like dragging a razor across your sensitive holes I won’t give you a hard time about it. As long as your hygiene is kept up (no excuse for skid marks) it’s really a non-issue. Your body is your business, but dreadlocks originating anywhere below the neckline are a cause for concern.
And I am having an excellent night thank you very much.
Persistently, consistently and religiously.
I’m just fine with earth women; human vaginas are complex enough.
also, no teeth.
(see a doctor)
You take off her clothes, wipe your spit on her fingers and tell her to cum.
i don’t have to do anything excuse you
(yes though if i want to make gifs)
no, it’s perfect.
it’s absolutely perfect.